Gateway Drug

I drive around Boston quite often. The city is full of HORRIBLE drivers, so I end up flip people off a lot while manuevering around the streets, in addition to swearing like a sailor out my window. (Hi Mom!)

But lately, it's not enough. I feel as if "flipping the bird" doesn't have the power that it once had. I need something more. Something with more meaning. Something that will really let a person know how much of a tool they are.

Right now, the only thing that elicits a big reaction anymore is blowing kisses to furious road-raged drivers. It makes them even more angry, which is endlessly amusing.