Showing posts with label kitschy kitschy coo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kitschy kitschy coo. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The way to my heart...


I'm pretty sure I have written about these geese before. These geese are lawn decorations that you can dress up in different outfits. Um, I need these BBQ-ing geese on my lawn. BBQ-ING GEESE! They could become friends with the flamingos out there.

gah.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Thursday, March 06, 2008

High School Hellcats


"Cry Baby" is one of my favorite movies. I've heard rumors of this musical for years and now it's finally happening. It's on Broadway starting March 15th. I'm so excited.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

More crap I need...

Even though this isn't ceramic*, I need this for my house....


A cheeseburger drink coaster set! I have collected a lot of fake food over the years, and most of it has no purpose whatsoever. This cheeseburger is actually functional!

*I collect ceramic cheeseburgers. I don't know why. I just do.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Tiki Time!



I bought this thing at Coney Island. It's so amusing to me. I don't know why, but it makes me giggle everytime it's on.
Simple things for simple minds, i guess!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Moody

These photos are from my trip to Coney Island in September. I love the color and mood of these photos. My father took this with his video camera. His video camera has a photograph setting to take still captures, but it doesn't do well in certain lighting, so you end up with these sorts of photos. I wish I could buy a camera that took ALL photos like this. I COULD get this effect in Photoshop I guess, but I like the fact that these photos exist like this... they aren't manipulated.



Thursday, September 27, 2007

Barbie-Mobile

Earlier this Summer, my friend Myk, his girlfriend Allison and I drove to Scranton for a car show that turned out to be not quite worth the 5 hour drive. It was not a totally wasted trip, because on the way there, we saw this...

The trailer in the above picture, taken through my windshield, was towing one of the weirdest things I've seen in a looooong time...

A motorbike covered in Barbie dolls!



In addition to the Barbie dolls, there were a few Jolly Rodger flags too. I don't know.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Look Familiar?


It's the Monkey Head Robot from Sharper Image!

I saw it at Coney Island this weekend. Right next to the chimp-bot was a mannequin that you could make dance around for either 25 or 50 cents, I can't remember. Either way, it's worth it.

Monday, August 20, 2007

The Old Staircase Guard




When I was younger, my Grandparents kept this life-sized, jewel-eyed snake on the bottom of their staircase to keep us kids from going up the stairs and possibly falling and cracking our noggins open. It was a big wooden staircase so i can understand why we were banned from climbing around there unless they were around. The snake worked.. we were all scared of this thing and swore it moved when we went near it.

This past year, both my Grandparents passed away, and their house was sold. I wondered what happened to the snake. It turns out my father had taken it out of the house during the big cleanout before it was put on the market. It now resides in my living room in Suburbia. And it's going to stay there too... this sort of thing is more important to me than anything of monetary value. The snake is full of memories, and you can't buy those.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Another dumb thing I had to have....

There are two sorts of flea markets: ones with antiques and nostalgic curiosities from times past, and ones that have card tables full of things that "fell off a truck."

I enjoy both sorts of flea markets for entirely different reasons. I love hunting down mid-century knick-knacks and furniture, and I also love cheap plastic crap and bins overflowing with "almost perfect" tennis shoes.

The flea market five minutes from my house that runs every weekend from now until November falls into the latter category, and it is there that I found this...


The above thing is a cheeseburger-shaped lighter. Yes.

I obviously had to have this thing. It had to be mine. This silly thing isn't ceramic, but it'll still fit in nicely with the other burgers in my collection.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

False advertising...

So I found this...

...at the supermarket today and had to buy it. It's a shrinkwrapped deli-tray of fortune cookies. A stack of these trays were sitting the produce section next to some organic noodles. How weird.


The thing that bothers me about fortune cookies is that a lot of the time the "fortune" isn't a fortune at all.
For example; "You love Chinese food." That isn't a fortune! It's a fact. Not a fortune.
Also: "You have tasted the bitterness as well as the sweetness of coffee." Again, not a fortune... just some words of wisdom.

This is a fortune; "You will make some changes before winning." See, a fortune.. it's telling me something that may (or probably not, I'm not a winner) happen to me IN THE FUTURE.

One of two things needs to happen so I can sleep better at night...

1. Recall all these non-fortune containing fortune cookies, and replace them with real fortune-containing cookies.
or
2. Rename "fortune cookies' with a more accurate name. Like "mildly helpful wisdom cookies" or something.

These things keep me up at night.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Woodland Meats

Yesterday I purchased some hot dogs from the deli counter in the supermarket. As I peered through the deli case glass to make my selection, I noticed two ceramic squirrels among the various frankfurters. Weird. Then I noticed a ceramic bunny sitting near a loaf of bologna. Further inspection revealed that there were various ceramic woodland creatures sitting among the meats and cheeses throughout the entire deli case.

This struck me as very odd.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Tub Flamingo


Although it's not a Don Featherstone, this "pink flamingo rubber duck" (what?) is doing quite well in his new home in my bathroom.

www.celebriducks.com is where you can get 'em. (Also where I snagged the image from)
The neat thing about celebriducks is that they have two flamingo versions.. A "lawn flamingo" version made to look like a Featherstone and a "flamingo in the wild" version, which is made to look a bit more like a real flamingo with whiter back feathers.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

That Darn Cat

If there is something funnier than a cat standing upright, peeing on a telephone pole, let me know... because as far as I'm concerned this is the highest echelon of humor.



When I was in elementary school I had a book by Suzanne Green which uses these cat images. I have been enamored by them ever since and look for old copies of the books whenever I'm hunting around flea markets. I recently got my mitts on a set of trading cards and they're fantastically odd.

Here is the official site of the guy who "invented" this sort of cat photography. There is a neat section on how the cat trousers are made.... http://www.nameneko.com

And here is a site that has a bunch of information on the photos and things like the trading cards and books....
http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/index2.html

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hamburgler



It started out with an impulse buy at a thrift store. Now I'm compelled to hunt for ceramic burgers. Ridiculous.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

That Bishop is disapointing.


The Rat Pack Tribute show from the Greek Isles Hotel and Casino is currently touring across the country, and over the weekend I went and checked it out.

For me, a tribute show is either really good because the actors are really great and really capture the cats they are portraying, or it's really horrible, which to me, makes the show entertaining for an entirely different reason. This particular show was a little of both.

The "Dean" exaggerated all his mannerisms, which ended up making him look like a Macy's parade float bopping around the stage. His voice was pretty good though, both speaking and singing.

The "Sammy" was good in all aspects, except he was quite a bit larger, so he sort of squated and kept his head lowered everytime all three were on stage to compensate for height.

The "Frank" had a good voice, but really looked more like Ray Liotta than Frank Sinatra, which is funny because Liotta played Sinatra in a Docu-drama a few years ago.

I must say, the "Joey Bishop" was awful. It's as if they didn't even bother. Looked, sounded and acted nothing like Bishop, except for the fact that they both happened to tell jokes. Also, Joey Bishop is still alive and I wonder if he knows about this. If you're an impersonator, and the person you're basing your career on happens to still be alive, you have no excuse to do a horrible job... you have a living reference!

Possibly the wierdest thing though, is that the impersonators were in the lobby after the show, signing autographs. Why would anyone want an autograph from a person pretending to be someone else? Also, were they signing their actual names, or the names of the characters they are portraying? Very weird.

I still enjoyed it though... being that I have no chance to ever see the Rat Pack in their heyday, or any sort of dinner/stage show for that matter, I will take what I can get.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Pious Snowglobes...

Monday, February 05, 2007

Friday, January 26, 2007

Teeny Tiny.






These tiny foods are made by a Japanese company called "Re-Ment." I am mildy obsessed with collecting them. I really like replicas of things that are either wildy small or insanely large. With the exception of ordering online, I've only been able to find them for sale at a tiny toy shop in New York, which I trudge to everytime I'm in the city. The pictures above are of the most recent ones I've acquired. I threw a quarter there for size reference. It's amazing how detailed these tiny foods are.

The other day ! saw a commercial for Wendy's where one of the actors was eating a tiny fast food meal. It filled me with glee.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Eight ounces of Theatrical RocknRoll...

This is the best tacky souvenir I have ever bought, anywhere...

I bought this mug when I was in London last year. Actually, I bought 8 of them, but only have two left because I gave a bunch of them away to friends. I would have bought more, but it was really tough to walk around London with a bag full of mugs clinking around... It would have been really funny to have a full set of these poorly printed Freddie Mercury mugs.

This mug is so good, because it's so awful. The image doesn't really look like Freddie Mercury all that much, and his moustache looks weird. The shop where I bought this mug had a Queen (the band, not the Mum) tea set that I still kick myself for not buying.